Fuck, man...

I'm staying out of this, except to say that I could've taken this opportunity to finally use the word schadenfreude in a sentence. That's one of the most incredibly cool words in existence. But. Like I said. Staying out of it. If I can.

I never thought I'd actually watch Freddy Got Fingered, but I proved myself wrong yesterday. Suffice to say that the movie made me happiest when, near the end, it showed someone holding up a sign that said "When is this movie going to end?" And when that's the best thing you can say about a movie, you're in trouble.