I know, this sort of thing hurts waaaay more than it helps, but my mom e-mailed this to me today and I thought it was funny. And it's a little more cerebral than that "Fuck the South" thing I keep seeing (although I thought that was funny too...)
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed by the Bush-Cheney-Rove-Ashcroft administration for the past 4 years and failing to have taken adequate measures to protect themselves. Symptoms of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim include: Antisocial personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a messianic flavor; cognitive perseveration; inability to incorporate new information into a rigid idée fixee; xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing thinking.
One last thought: during one of my many battles against psych-stats-induced narcolepsy this week, I started wondering why nobody has, as of yet, written a parody of Handel's "Hallelujah Chorus" about, you know, Falluja. I got about as far as:
"For the lord Bush incompetent bombeth...Falluja! Falluja!"
After that I got kind of stuck. Any other ideas?
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